NEAT OUTFITS _ digital handbook

THIS BLOG NOT 'RELEVANT'

2010-01-03T19:57:00.000-08:00

Go HERE for the blog I would write if I

A. was extremely clever

B. wasn't crafting electro hits at a snail's pace

i'll put up a new remix soon

Huntin' For Cougars

2009-08-15T22:11:00.000-07:00

DOWNLOAD
BELOW

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?wm0ynzcwrzr

Designin some sheeet

2009-07-22T01:40:00.000-07:00

BOBBY PATRIOT MYSPACE

2009-07-16T09:42:00.000-07:00

BOBBY PATRIOT MYSPACE

Treyyyyyyyyyyyzzzzurrrrre, here's a sparkly treasure for you

2009-07-11T17:52:00.000-07:00

Evil villains always say TREASURE in such wonderful ways

Miami Horror - Don't Be On With Her (Treasure Fingers Remix) 128 kbps (sad face)

VIA Deckhead

Let's Get Crafty

2009-07-09T07:34:00.000-07:00

New DJ / Bobby Patriot Table

it's made out of a case for a DRAGON MISSILE, which i'm sure was used to royally exprode some Iraqi civilians, our soldiers have such great aim.

SPEAKING OF IRAQ, I just watched (and then re-watched) a wonderful documentary entitled HEAVY METAL IN BAGHDAD, about the only Iraqi heavy metal band

Spike Jonze was one of the producers and it is guaranteed to make you feel lazy for not having to carry a gun to band practice, and we think South Central Los Angeles is scary......

Classic Cables: Beta Post!

2009-07-03T23:45:00.000-07:00

SCUZZZZZZZZZZZ

This is one classy SCSI (Scuzzy) cable, hanging out on leather couches, connecting to whichever female port he desires at that particular data transfer.

At first glance this SCSI may seem conservative, an apt man of business, but he knows how to cut loose. Never expect to see this stud with his mating screws firmly attached, he doesn't even bother using them!

Also this Scuzzy never pulls out.

The War, On Drugs

2009-07-03T16:15:00.000-07:00

Big Baby Jesus.... How many more Billy Mays will you take to heaven?

actually a lot of those look like healthy vitamins

The Chopper Files

2009-07-03T15:55:00.001-07:00

Coming to FOX fall 2009

Mini-Cards

2009-07-01T01:08:00.000-07:00

Ordered some fun Mini-Cards from Moo.com so I can promote my professional services, acquire resources, and one day achieve my ultimate goal and fantasy of becoming a drunk astronaut

One Trick Pony - Phonebook

2009-06-29T13:28:00.001-07:00

This is a great band'

One Trick Pony - 'Phonebook' from One Trick Pony on Vimeo.

I'm Bobby Patriot

2009-06-26T22:54:00.000-07:00

First Digital Single from Bobby Patriot

Bobby Patriot

2009-06-11T10:53:00.001-07:00

My official new project

Songs up soon

BLOG PITFALL NUMBER 1

2009-06-10T19:50:00.000-07:00

NEVER UPDATING

AN OLD FAVORITE AND A NEW ACT

OLD FAVORITE: IDIOT TOYS ARCHIVES
Be sure to scope out Executive Moustaches

A NEW ACT: AMAZING BABY they got Don Devore from INK AND DAGGER / LA pranksters THE ICARUS LINE, YA YA YA, hopefully they will blow up, they are touring with frenchmen PHOENIX right now sooooo

Design By Humans Profile logo

2009-05-07T11:46:00.001-07:00

Let's start designing!!!

NEW BAND

2009-03-20T01:58:00.001-07:00

in the future? BEWARE OF EPILEPSY

GERMANS

2009-03-17T12:21:00.000-07:00

Germans are so catchy, take a break from all y'all club shit and hop on the

GERMAN POPAGANDA PARTY MACHINE

TIMID TIGER - THE PMA E.P.(FREE 8 TRACK EP, w/ Womanizer Cover!)

FOTOS - Nach dem Goldrausch

CLICK TO EXPAND POST (ON BOTTOM RIGHT) FOR BONUS!

*BONUS QUESTION*

A: Fotos is the German equivalent to Japan's own SPARTA LOCALS

WOW

2009-03-12T14:37:00.000-07:00

CLICK HERE

Via Katy Perry's Blog

PAUL STARLING "OLD TACK PIANOS" VIDEO

2009-03-10T14:36:00.000-07:00

watch it in HD!

click on EXPAND POST below for a nostalgic 2006 Paul Starling Live Vid featuring yours truly on the drums

Gifted BEFS REMIX

2009-03-04T23:32:00.000-08:00

BAND - GIFTED
SONG - MUSIC

BEFS REMIX 2009

*UPDATE* I made the top 5! go vote at http://www.prettymuchamazing.com

Birds Fled From Me BEFS REMIX

2009-03-04T23:23:00.000-08:00

Art By Tony Foti
From last year, first remix I ever did
SCOPE IT

This is a great exercise

2009-02-28T19:00:00.000-08:00

What would your own album look like if you were in a band? Follow the directions below and find out...

Here are the rules:

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random... Read More”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it to Facebook, Myspace, your blog etc with this text in the "caption" or "comment" and TAG/tell your friends to join in.

Here's my fake band!

THE VERONICAS

2009-01-16T11:49:00.000-08:00

The Veronicas are Australian, When they aren't busy looking far younger than they really are or getting handled by my favorite celebrities (see above) they make some infectious jams that you could secretly slip into your DJ set just as Zac Efron sl..... never mind

A Note to Zach Efron, as we are both quasi-famous I believe it's double date time , i'll bring the Smirnoff Ice Watermelon Twists and you bring your sweet dump truck full of Disney dough, ps. i get the ugly one

http://www.myspace.com/theveronicas
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Ryan's Flag

2008-11-17T11:43:00.000-08:00

Countries have flags, why can't people>!?
I think it suits the blog quite well,
someone carry it and lets go KILL SOME OTHER BLOGS,
in the name of our BLOG,
the one TRUE BLOG.
blog

CLICK THE FLAG TO ENLARGE

Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus was an Indie Kid

2008-10-21T13:47:00.000-07:00

10. The Beard.

9. Cheesy sandals.

8. Both hate established currency.

7. Both try to lower themselves. (Washing people’s feet=Shopping at goodwill)

6. Jesus had twelve disciples. Indie kids love twelve piece bands.

5. Slightly socialistic but when push came to shove run to their daddies. (crucified my ass)

4. Jesus totally would have worn flannel.

3. Gets "crunk" off cheap wine.

2. Both surround themselves with people who would suck their dick.

1. Let’s face it being the son of God is basically the same as being born in Newbury Park, California.

Crocs Aren't That Bad

2008-10-14T00:49:00.001-07:00

We are staring future in the face, terribly efficient CROCS will never be in style and THEREFORE will never go out of style

The innovation of their design department is MESMERIZING, combining soft rubber AND fur, CROCS seems to be one of the few companies manufacturing a single product that animals can both choke on and be made from.

Worn by members of the American elite, i am curious as to why there hasn't been a larger shift in the International fashion paradigm.

Thanks Google image search, this man may in fact be wearing CROCS sandals (spit in my face by straying from your original design, "I liked crocs before they became shitty crocs flip flops") but that is in fact an alligator.

The Eye The Ear And The Arm REMIX up now

2008-06-11T12:28:00.001-07:00

A remix I did for Portia Record's latest recruits THE EYE THE EAR AND THE ARM is now available on the band's Myspace, be sure to take a few minutes break from looking at pictures of other peoples girlfriends and have a listen.

If you likey like this particular permutation and are interested in hearing the original I would recommend purchasing their debut "PATHS" from these fine digital peddlers.

iTunes

Amazon

Portia Records Store